And Here we Goes :
Spoiler for Toilet:
When using a toilet hose for the first time
"Ketika pertama kali menggunakan toilet jongkok"
Spoiler for Mosquito keeps flying in your ear:
When you're about to fall asleep but mosquito keeps flying in your ear
"Ketika kita mulai tertidur dan Nyamuk terus berterbangan di kuping"
Spoiler for mie goreng:
When your mie goreng is ready
"Ketika Makanan Rakyat sudah siap"
Spoiler for PLN:
When PLN has a power outage in the middle of Clan War
"PLN Ber-ulah ketika dozky main game online"
Spoiler for BBM:
Back when the fuel subsidy was still in place
"Dulu ketika subsidi bbm masih pada tempat nya"
Spoiler for Publick Transportation:
When you using Angkot and the driver can't speak english and he pretend know were we going
"Ketika si bule nanyain arah tujuan di angkot dan dan si supir belaga ngerti inggris,"
Spoiler for Traffic Bitch:
When you invited by friends but you get stuck in traffic
"Ketika di undang teman tapi si Komo lewat"
"si bego blom pernah ngerasain tinggal di New York" macet 20x lebih parah
Spoiler for Free way:
When you finally get on the toll road after being stuck in traffic for an hours
"Ketika akhirnya bisa masuk jalan tol setelah tersendat berjam-jam"
Spoiler for Fuck Free Way:
When the fucking toll road also has traffic couse by asian driver
"Ketika Jalan tol juga bisa macet, gara2 ada kecelakan beruntun"
Spoiler for Battery:
When finaly COC can start relaxed you in the middle of traffic, but your phone battery is on 5% left
"Ketika akhir nya COC bisa membuat mu relax ditengah macet, dan batterai tinggal sisa 5%"
Spoiler for Begers Kids:
When an adorable street kid approaches your car to ask for money, but you know the money will end up in thug hand
"Ketika anak kecil dijalanan meminta uang, dan kita tau uang nya akan berakhir di tangan preman"
Spoiler for Virginity Test:
When the city council of Jember proposes to prevent girls from graduating school if they fail a "virginity test"
"Ketika Walikota Jember mengajukan usulan untuk mencegah gadis yang sudah tidak perawan untuk lulus dari sekolah nya"
Spoiler for Album:
When you hear that SBY released an album
"Ketika kita mendengar President meliris Album"
Spoiler for Rivals :
When Jokowi and Prabowo both claimed election victory last year
"Ketika Jokowi dan Prabowa sama2 mendeklarasikan kemenangan nya tahun lalu"
Spoiler for Night Club:
When nightclubs don't do ID checks
"Ketika abg SMP/SMA diperbolehkan ke tempat dugem tanpa pemeriksaan KTP"
Spoiler for Internet Block:
When Internet Positif block our favourite website
"Ketika Tifatul memutuskan ingin mengorbankan sesuatu agar dibilang berkerja"
Spoiler for Internet Unblock:
When you figuring out how to access blocked websites
"Ketika kita tau psiphon3 mampu membuka website yang di Block" (hadiah buat yg blm tau)
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